we've all been there sat at a wedding, christening or funeral wondering when the tiresome ceremony will come to an end and we can get back to the reception/wake and tuck into the free food. Just when you think you're about to combust for not attending Sunday School as a kid, a dish is passed around and you're invited to "make a donation" compounding your hell on earth further. But my friends, what if this dish spoke and provided light relief in this hour (s) of need. Introducing the 'Complimentary Dish' as coins are dropped upon the dish a series of remarks are activated - "skinflint", "you're gonna have to dig a little deeper", "is that it?", "you're going to hell", "I know there's a recession on but that's pathetic", "that won't pay for your sins", "Satan", "C'mon you know God's watching", "thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife" etc etc bring peals of laughter from the congregation and some much needed money to the church. AMEN