inspired by your 'hide your identity' specs i've had an idea for celebs who are fed up with having there every move documented in the daily red tops - I give you the Anti Pap T shirt... 

Basically it's a series of T-shirts with different slogans printed on the front...slogans include 'The man taking this photo is a w*nker' , 'The man taking this photo is a paid stalker', 'The man taking this photo is the lowest piece of scum and if you're looking at it you're not much better', 'Paparazzi are scum', 'Those who can, shoot. Those who can't, take pictures like this', 'Some people have proper jobs, other people take photos like this.' 'I hereby refuse you permission to print any picture with me wearing this T-shirt whether you blur this slogan or otherwise.' 

i realise we can only really sell them to overly papped celebs thus narrowing our market, but because they are celebs we could hike the price up and make a tidy profit 

what dya think?