Could someone please make a range of non sh*it fathers day cards because your screwed at the moment if-

You don’t feel comfortable with ‘love’ on the card

You don’t want a card with a pastel picture of dated sports cars or golf and other sports.

You dont want a beer related picture (many dads have drink problems)

Your dad isn’t the best Dad in the world

HOW ABOUT,

-Dad, your alright

Or some sick humoured phrases

I think the general public would buy it-

Knuckle dusters - for aggressive clean freeks/mums/grans

Comical looking knuckle dusters with a feathers on them

Its not the joke of the century however I feel some people would smirk at least.

This idea is childish but I’ld laugh if I saw it

Its based on the phase ‘flick the bean’ which obviously means...

My idea is a series of flick books with the main character being called ‘flick’, and you guessed it, he is a cartoon bean. A very short funny story is shown when the customer flicks the bean.

I read your book and loved it, it got me thinking.

I’m not sure if this idea is from your book or just book inspired-

Anal beads-

A craft set which allows the customer to create lovely fashionable jewellery from beads with anal comments on them, such as;-

‘Keep everything in order’

‘Keep clean and tidy’

‘Be efficient’

We all know people who like puzzle books, for example many people enjoy Sudoku.

I think it would be funny to sell an impossible puzzle book in packaging stating its impossible, then the customer can remove the packaging and give it too a friend they dislike who assumes its possible.

The idea doesn’t sound great but it comes with a clever pun

Hi Shed, I'm going to list a selection of ideas, some more far fetched (like this one) and some which could be done tomorrow.  I love brainstorming and would love a job in the future where I could be creative 24-7.  If you like my ideas I have many more and If you want to make any a reality, please involve me!!!! a small amount of cash would help too! 

Thanks

Imagine a racking system on wheels which you park in a busy area.

How many students run out of milk or can't be arsed to buy any? 

What about at festivals or scaffolders?

..........A teabag with a perforated addition of powdered milk

It may not taste as nice but it's easy and cheap!

before i say this idea i have got to say i am just like shed. every day i come up with great ideas, he was basically describing me. so back to the idea, its an electronic toy idea called.................. blobadobs!

it is a iphone styled game were on each side you have a slimy squidgy green sponge like thing on each side. you have to tilt, flick and slither your way to absorb your oppoment. and if you are in a wifi zone, you can play against others world wide!

I love all of the sound machines, and I think that an addition of a sound machine with memorable one liners from the greatest movies and TV shows of all time would be a great hit. I know that I love to tell jokes and that would be a great addition!

Thanks,

Lili