iPood SPOOF VIDEO

ipood shed simove ideas man SHED SIMOVE LAUNCHES HIS CRAPPIEST PRODUCT TO DATE

The Future’s Brown For The Performer, Author & Entrepreneur…

Having successfully launched the ‘iNotePad’ (a sixty-page paper notepad that looks exactly like Apple’s iPad) Shed is very proud to launch another exciting product through his Nice Pear® brand. This time it’s a turd-shaped memory stick named the ‘iPood’.

The iPood is a TWO GIGABYTE (or in this case, gigashite) fully functional flash memory (or flush memory) stick. It took Shed a long time to get the colours of the final iPood completely right and he had to send Pantone references to the factory in China to get the authentic and realistic final shade – which, if you’re interested (how can you possibly not be?), is Pantone 4485C.

Shed, who once changed his name to GOD, also changed his name for the launch of his iNotePad to ‘HANS JOBS’ and considered doing so yet again for the launch of the iPood. This time, Shed toyed with the idea of changing his name to STEVE JOBBIE, but so far, he hasn’t gone through with this…

The idea for this groundbreaking new memory stick came when Shed performed a presentation about creativity and innovation for leading brand identity company ELMWOOD. During Shed’s talk, which was delivered to top business experts in the UK, he disclosed his tips for how have great ideas and also showcased some of his products to date. Shed then ran a contest for the VIP audience to think up a new product for Shed to develop and launch. The winning idea came from *Jonny Shrager*, for a concept he entitled ‘Log On’ - a memory stick that looked like a human turd.

 

Shed decided to launch this brilliant idea through his Nice Pear® brand and call it the ‘iPood’, a contemporary spin on Apple’s famous ‘iPod’. Before deciding on the name ‘iPood’, Shed also considered many other names for this unique computer peripheral, including:

MEMORY DUMP, NUMBER 2 GIGABYTES,  POO SB,  (S.H.) I.T. SUPPORT, POO STICK, LAY A CABLE, GIGASHITE, GIVE A CRAP,  CRAP USB DRIVE, CRAP GIFT, ALL BACKED UP, NEW FAECES,  TOILET DOCK, PLOPERATING SYSTEM, THE FUTURE’S BROWN, POO TUBE, STEVE JOBBIE and iPOOP...

Shed says, “In the past, some people have kindly said that certain ideas I’ve created are awesome, but I can say with complete certainty that this idea is utter sh*t…and you can quote me on that…”.

Each iPood comes preloaded with four sample chapters from Shed's latest book 'Ideas Man' and a photo of the front page school scandal that changed Shed's life...

 

* GET YOUR VERY OWN iPood*

The iPood retails at around £16.99…but you can get your hands on one for free if you can reach a lot of people...

5 specially reserved iPoods are available to the first 5 people to write a blog or article about Shed Simove’s bookIdeas Man’ after purchasing it from Amazon (currently priced at around five pounds)… If you're interested in being sent an exclusive iPood this way, simply read ‘Ideas Man’, write about it on your blog or in a media article, then send Shed an email to [email protected] with a link to the blog / article and your address.

Any novelty gift companies or wholesalers interested in stocking this product, please get in touch: [email protected]  

The iPood video is here...

 

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