'KINDER DISAPPOINTMENT'

It's about time kids learnt that...'life doesn't always go your way'...

So, in an aim to toughen up the nation's youth and prepare them for the future, here's my spin on the traditional 'KINDER SURPRISE' egg that delivers a toy inside every chocolate egg...

Instead, the new version of the confectionery, the 'KINDER DISAPPOINTMENT' contains really crap items, such as a used band-aid or a house screw...

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