TREE-mendous Business Card?

Is this in the running for best business card in the world?

TREE-mendous? or LEAF it out?

What do you think of my latest prototype business card...a TREE BUSINESS CARD...

I created it after meeting someone in the Forestry Industry...

Full text reads:

Wood you like a Motivational Speaker?
Shed Simove
Treemendous Guy
Expert on creativity, sales & marketing
Contact your local branch
Tel: + [my number]
[my email address]