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HOME MALONE Candle

The Home Malone™ scented candle is a stunning candle created for the pandemic by Shed Simove.
RESPONSIBLY Beer
RESPONSIBLY BEER FROM SHED SIMOVE
My beer range is called 'RESPONSIBLY' so you can now, always, literally, actually, 'drink responsibly'.
I'm looking to license this idea to a large wholesaler or pub chain, so pelase get in touch if you'd like to dicsuss this further.
iFoam™
The iFoam™ is a washing sponge which is the same size as an iPhone X...

Grabba The Trump

In Case Of Emojincy
I was inspired by the proliferation of Emojis to create these 'band aid' plasters called 'In Case Of Emojincy'.
Each sticking plaster features emoji type graphics guaranteed to cheer up any patient.

MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN
The 'MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN' grater, a high quality, stainless steel, laser etched grater, absolutely perfect for gating ginger, wasabi and garlic - and measuring just 11cm high by 7.5cm wide, featuring Donald Trump's face....

How To Cure Insomnia
After the huge success of my blank book, What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex, I decided to create a follow up book called How To Cure Insomnia which features a cartoon illustration of a numbered sheep printed on each page.When the pages are flicked, the sheep appears to jump, as you can see in the video below.
Chopping Bard
I created this solid wood, laser engraved chopping board in the shape of Shakespeare's face and gave it the title 'Chopping Bard'.
On the back, the board displays the famous Shakespeare line: "This was the most unkindest cut of all...".
If you're a wholesaler or retailer who would like to license or stock this idea, please get in touch.

Office Prank Mug


